Babyloves

You’re not a daddy you’re an idiot

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

pull up peeking thru sweatpants is a type of lingerie imo

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

the thing about having a very sleepy little girl is that you have to molest her. you just have to. it will improve her sleep quality and give her very Weird Dreams and then she is gonna ask all sorts of questions you get to demonstrate by molesting her all over again.

I wonder if one day I'll stop assuming everyone hates my guts and doesn't wanna hear from me

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

⠀

ageplay but it’s your kid grinning over the bathroom sink with a pair of shears in one hand and a chunk of her bangs in the other

“Open” just to see if you’ll open your mouth or your legs first