fresh and organic!

did you guys know we can go outside and theres birds there. Thats something we can do 🐦🐥🦢🦚🦜🐓🐤🦆🦉

Yeah

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

did anyone hear that

i think there's something out here

i'm scared. is anyone there?

help

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

i support women's wrongs

the acid reflux masochist has been spotted exiting a gas station with flaming hot cheetos, a tallboy monster energy, and a greasy slice of pizza

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, dilute black (blue)

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him