Just somebody's weird aunt

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!

I’m sorry

Why do I have the feeling every single vote involved either a coin flip or "eeny meeny miney mo"? Simon got mine, but it wasn't an easy choice.

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[Image ID: Text reading: "The sad thing about music is—any musician, if they break up with their wife or whatever, usually their next album is a fuckin' unbelievably great album," Neil Young told me in 1989. "Knowing that is so destructive to a relationship. But that's a fact, y'know what I mean?" /End ID]

wait komeada wears acyrlics? ok i fuck with him now

You know damn well thats a dead girls hand he sewed onto his body.

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