Just somebody's weird aunt

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

WOW! It's so pretty! Amazing job!

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

More reblogs than likes

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

This is how I choose to believe I sound to y'all, and this is the sound y'all make in response every time I post.

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

dude i told my knight no snuggles because i had to sign a treaty and he slammed his visor down in a huff and now he wont talk to me 🤦🤦 oooomgggg bro🤦🤦🤦

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"