Vincent

Absolute shenanigans

this is the best video on this whole website

Love💜

These pieces are AMAZING

im crying

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

You know that putty you put in holes before you paint a wall? I forgot the word “putty,” called it “hole-be-gone” instead, and now my whole family refers to it as hole-be-gone.

it’s hard to make the brain do the english, ok!?

I wish I had this skill. When I lose a word, my brain derails. I use the term ‘derail’ because it is the mental equivalent of a train derailment (just easier to clean up)

At the staff meeting, my boss referred to the clipboard as “that snappy board”

My 4-year-old nephew didn’t know the word “knuckle” so he told us his finger knee hurt.

I have, on more than one occasion, referred to a spoon as a ‘food digger’.

My mom once forgot the word “band” and called it a “song team”

I once forgot the words “drivers license” and called it a vroom vroom card.

I call money, ‘Green fat.’

When I told my friend she was on this post/buzzfeed listicle, she said “I always knew I’d be famous for being stupid”.

I constantly mix up the dishwasher and the washing machine. I once called the washing machine “clothes dishwasher”.

the digimon movie is really good

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