hilarious to me when i have a mutual for a long time but i dont know their name or nationality or age like that's my friend!!! my very good friend! who's. well. they're cool and they like the thing. you know.

people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse

@serinmatheson1 @allyrobinavitch

oh this is almost better than "Flynn lost his memories and became Robby while Jack joined the hospital to keep guarding him." that I came up with. I love it

#janeway is the friend that goes viral for her irl response to a tumblr user’s post#Harry posting ‘I told my mom I needed help and she showed up with a GUN??’#and getting responses like ‘is ur mom single’#and eventually needing to say ‘I showed my mom your responses and she said you need therapy’#or B’Elanna posting a picture of a coffee cup and saying ‘look what my boss unironically has for dinner’#only to get comments like ‘based based based’#on tumblr herself? heavens no#tom posting ‘my captain said if I get 1k reblogs I get a new shuttlecraft’ (via @paksthestoic)

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

Fibre arts? Tumblr has qute a subculture of people who are into crochet/emboidery/quiltng etc.

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

Gay coworkers where one is obviously queer and kind of a slut and the other is a straight looking man with a mustache that could’ve played a cowboy or maybe even a race car in his past life. And don’t forget that everyone knows that they’re fucking except them.