loving my wife | cranking my hog

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!