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The Vale girls by Cj_KhalifP

But! Instesd you have to do this show in front of all these people. And what's worse, once you get there, one of the other performers is 1) a hot guy and 2) into you. Like clearly into you. Like let's go right here into you.

Nevermind, you lock in and you give a pretty good performance. But the hot guy stumbles through his moves (because he's distracted by you. cute.) and his partner - a tiny guy who seems really entitled - ends up falling. No big deal, nobody was hurt and the crowd is applauding.

The tiny entitled guy doesn't see it like that. Just as you're thinking about going over to Hot Guy and introducing yourself with the intent to fuck, the entitled guy grabs a fucking sword and fucking BEHEADS him! Kills him in cold blood! And then they just let him walk out of there??? Where is the King's justice???

@nobodysuspectsthebutterfly here they are :> i replaced the other two baratheon brothers with selyse (as tall as stannis) and brienne (as tall as robert) to have some women in there, and added joffrey for fun (since he’s tall for a 12 year old)

- stannis baratheon being cucked by his own fool

- jaime/cat/brienne threesome so good it made cat stark betray her own sonking and free the kingslayer

- lady stoneheart/berric dondarrion necro4necro

- sansa turning into a winged demon wolf and flying out the window of her tower in the red keep never to be seen again

The Hangwoman

Another day, another rough ASOIAF sketch to feed you hungry little crows