at this point i’m too afraid to ask

thinking (-1) about characters is so fun gu(-1)ys trust

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

i'm sure there are going to be no consequences for elisar keeping a mirror in the goblins office. none at all. everything's going to be fine especially for elizabeth. yep. all good.

The new episode of Goblins just... No notes, 10/10, possibly the most peak humor I have ever heard

jealous elisar. jelisar. if you will.

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

the x files isnt about aliens or conspiracy its about finding a million other ways to say i love you

HER SURNAME IS JUST SURNAME??!?!?

I love that Tripe couldn’t be tempted by literally anything but you give Elizabeth a pile of paperwork and she’s on your evil horse and off to the demonic Tesco in like two seconds

Almost 57 years ago!

Mulder & Scully will wake up in the middle of the night & instinctively reach for the phone to call each other only to remember they sleep in the same bed now so they can just turn over

*scully whispering two inches from mulders face at 2am*: mulder it’s me

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.