Shaanichari

Sirius: Oh yeah?! Well if this is how you react when your best friend simply tries to make himself some profit, then you can fuck right off!!

James: Yeah, profit by STEALING THE PROPERTY I HAVE BEEN EYEING?? GET STUFFED BLACK!!

Peter: Now now, boys. Calm down.

Sirius, turning on him: YOU FUCK OFF PETTIGREW!! You literally have three— no— FOUR properties to your name!!

James, grumbling: Not to mention you refuse to visit your dear friends on their property!!

Sirius: Yeah! What of our profits?!

Remus: Lay off both of you. You're sore losers.

Sirius, throwing his hands up: SAID BY THE FUCKING BANKER— WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW OF PAIN?!

James: I SAW YOU PAWING AT THOSE 500 POUND BILLS LUPIN, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED—

Remus: OH SO MY PROFIT DOESN'T MATTER??

Sirius: NOT IF YOU'RE CHEATING THE SYSTEM!!

James: BECAUSE YOU WOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT CHEATING, WOULDN'T YOU BLACK?! WHAT WITH THE WAY YOU CHEATED YOUR BEST MATE—

Sirius: OH MY FUCKING— IT ISN'T THAT DEEP?!

Peter: UHHH YEAH IT IS?? PROPERTY ISN'T A GAME?!

Remus, nodding: And neither is Monopoly. You're an ass, Pads.

Sirius, bewildered: I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND??

Remus, shrugging: All is fair in war— and Monopoly is a battlefield.

Peter: Hell yeah, Lupin.

James: What Moony said.

Sirius, whirling on James: I DIDN'T SEE YOU PREACHING THIS WHEN YOU FUCKING TACKLED REMUS FOR FORGETTING TO GIVE YOU 200 POUNDS?!

James: WOAH NOW, THAT'S DIFFERENT AND YOU KNOW IT!! THE "PASS GO" RULE IS HOLY AND SACRED!!!

Sirius: I'LL SHOW YOU HOLY AND SACRED WHEN I FUCKING SEND YOU TO HEAVEN—

They thought they were blessedly rid of Remus' "peasant" face when he and Sirius broke up but now all of a sudden he comes prancing back in holding Regulus' hand

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

Lily and Marlene are eachothers firsts and they flirt like crazy to make their respective partners jealous, to the point of several accidental threesomes. When asked about it, they always say, "She just couldn't tie this ass down." "It's a nice ass. I got distracted."