Shaanichari

They should invent a kind of burnout, where after you reach your limit of existential exhaustion for the third time, your health bar doubles and you transform into a bigger, stronger iteration of yourself. Like you're a nintendo boss in the final boss battle.

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

Marlene’s hair getting so fried from bleaching it since she was like 15, that for a while she had a buzz cut and for some reason everyone rubbed her head for good luck.

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

Horny and suicidal call that ride and die

remus keeps a tiny photo of sirius smiling in his wallet, charmed to wink every now and then

Obliviated mary listening to Fleetwood mac and not understanding why all she does is cry

If it hadn’t been for Harry, Remus would’ve jumped into the veil right after Sirius

you're on the side of injustice if you expect pressure groups and protesters to be perfect, while excusing the flaws of the government.

i never see remus as a pink floyd fan but oh come on, this man fucking adored pink floyd, this would he his top band

Exactly !! That's his go to band when he can't sleep, he listened to "wish you were here" with Sirius and they both cried, i was there trust me.

James tries to win arguments by muttering shit like "loser say what?" Under his breath to catch Sirius out but Sirius, who's been ingrained with Black Family Manners since birth always answers with an angry as fuck "Pardon?!"