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Actually I think Sirry and Remadora have a lot of similarities—two worn, older men with sad pasts finding young love etc. etc.. So instead of Remus being judgy about Sirius dating his much younger godson, they get together and exchange ideas about how to prevent backaches and muscle cramps and satisfy a much younger lover with a higher libido who doesn’t want to be in bed by 10.

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa