Get too close to the sun, and you'll burn.

the saddest thing about life is that tattoos cost many money. oh and traveling? also costs many money. video games? many money. starting a new hobby? usually many money. concerts? so many money and also good luck even getting tickets. going out and getting a fancy beverage? you know the drill.

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

— Phoenician cloth merchant, c. 6th century BCE

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

World Heritage Post

Me: *reading comics in a random order* damn, these timelines are confusing :/

me reading comics in chronological order: damn these timelines are confusing :/

Me reading comics in their suggested reading order: damn, these timelines are confusing :/

can we just not do the fireworks thing this July 4th like. there's enough smoke in the air already the sunny days are just sickly white haze I don't think we need to put more smoke in the air

also it makes my poor dog so afraid

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER