Don't let Joe do any tinkering!

Brigitte with her eyes so bright, looked toward heaven at midnight.

the fact that nancy actually crosses out order bubble wrap, packing tape, sticky labels even though all the guy did was pretty much tell her to fuck off gets me every time

Will anything in our fandom ever match the chaos of spring 2020? There was official Bucket Day, the beginning of the Nursing Home Saga, the Picture of Megan investigation and accusations flying known as Megangate, new on-theme anon accounts created daily, a special edition podcast for POM, a surge of FMK asks, and then the POM website launched and we tackled its riddles on mother’s day weekend. All while the #cluecrewplaythrough content continued in the background. April 22 to May 11 was a wild ride!

For every nostalgic mid-2000s computer game you used to love, chances are there's still a small but thriving community of people all over the world still making content for it well over a decade later and i think that's beautiful

-Nancy Drew

Why do I feel like this is going to become the new ded Gray meme?

when debbie gives you more chores

when you forget how to trigger an event uuughhghhhgh

when people send you chocolates but they were actually roaches

When you accidentally make Enrico go over the scopa rules again

When big island mike doesn’t like the shaved ice flavors you give him

When you need a new glowstick 

When you have to wait for the next hint to load.

RAN entirely

When you are spinning around in a circle and something is on fire, the game freezes and all you can do is FIREFIREFIREFIREFIRE NOOOOOO………

when your roomie bff tries to kill you

When you get a tattoo of an alien on your face and have to wear a mask to cover it up

Tino Balducci

when you figure out that joseph kidnapped maya when you play the tape of him testing the mic

When you can’t figure out what to do next in STFD and are terrified and convinced that you’ve softlocked yourself

When you move the wrong goose and the fox gobbles up 5 in 1 move

When you see Henry Bolet crying and are trying to empathize with him in your grief but really you just want to be near him, smell him, whisper in between forced sobs that Summer is not good for him but that your tactless ass is

When you have to cook and gather the dirty laundry before you can actually snoop

When your chief of police wants to yell at someone about pancakes so you have to pimp out your boyfriend to your girlfriend frenemy so you can do the police force’s job while you’re locked in jail

When you’re way below par on the mini-golf course only to waste 12 strokes on that steep narrow hill guarded by the mechanical hermit crab