"'I Don't Function Well In Reality'"

Will Smith Hockey being physical

In all honesty, if he wanted out of San Jose, I would not be surprised. The sexualizing of him by a teammate has gotten out of hand. It’s the blatant, freaky, sketchy looks from Macklin that Will has to endure that I’m talking about. It’s just so uncanny to the point of no return.

That being said, thanks to everyone who sent the asks, and know that I agree and feel your concern dearly. I felt like this should be posted in the tag because some of you find it cute and amusing when he is clearly suffering in silence. I hope he gets out of San Jose and finds some place where he can be safe and not looked at like a bag of meat.

Again, thanks for all the asks about it that I could not post because it would have clogged the tag a bit.

This discourse continues I guess because some of you guys came to me voicing serious concerns.

Can’t stop saying wifey’s name

ohhh sweet babie wedgie 🥺

[cr: sidbrini & lauralee13_ on tt!]

idk if this got lost in the “bag of meat” of it all last night, but HOLY BRATLIN??? “hold your shitty ass god damn pucks?”

The Sporting News, September 15, 2008: Roommate Confidential

Thrashers forward Colby Armstrong spent 2/2 seasons in Pittsburgh before being traded to Atlanta in February, and during that time he got to know Penguins phenom Sidney Crosby pretty well. Armstrong shares tales from the road, including what it’s like to bunk with the brightest star in the game. Who's the best roommate you've had? I'd say Crosby. He’s pretty focused on hockey. When you're on the road, we got ready for the games the whole time. We like to relax, watch TV and hang out. It's pretty easygoing. He doesn't want to tunaround town. What was it like rooming with someone so famous? Depending on the city we were in, we'd make dinner reservations in the same spot. They knew we were coming every time. We'd let them know Sid was coming to make sure (distractions) are taken care of. What makes a good roommate? You have to be on the same page. The one thing with me and Sid, nothing really bothered him, He was a heavy, heavy sleeper. Plus, I snore alittle bit. It doesn't bother him. If Crosby is the best roommate, who’s the worst? My brother (Sharks forward Riley Armstrong). He's just annoying. He doesn't pick up after himself. He’s a little too comfortable around me. I haven't beat him up i na few years, so maybe one is on the way.

Izzy Goudros (Harvard)