Super Cool Ranch

ahhh how majestic

Super serious “I am absolutely sober” bard

Britney omg why

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

That ‘I missed you’ sex hits differentttttttt

The world is a little happier with you in it.

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

The world is a little softer with you in it.

The world is a little more perfect with you in it.

The world is a little prettier with you in it

The world is a little more charming with you in it

the world is a little more loving with you in it🌸

The world is a little more comforting with you in it.

Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little Simpsons demon

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

25-40 yr old white guys with big beards are either pro-military right wing douchebags or microbrew hipster douchebags and the only difference is what kind of glasses theyre wearing

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.

having a trans character be happy and self loving and loved is more revolutionary than educating cis audiences through the humiliation, sadness of and acts of violence against a trans character and that’s all i’m saying

I need answers

We are all npcs and he is the player character. The world is his sandbox

the funniest moment of that Madagascar movie was when the penguins make it to Antarctica and theyre standing there in the blizzard in silence until ones just like ‘WELL THIS SUCKS.”