Idk I just go here

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

117 animals listed!!! HARD AND SCARY 😸🐕🦁🐅🦒𓃰℥🐆🦜🐦🐦🐑🐐🦙🐎🦓🦛🐊🐦🐦𓅨𓅪🐦🐦🐦🕊️𓃸🐼🦝🐀🐁🐰🦂🕷🪰🕷🐍🐍🐍🐿🐽🦊🦎🦎🦎🦟鯉🐦🐺🦔🐋🐬🫍🐻‍❄️🐻🐻🐻🦥🦃🐤🦉🦇🐜🐛🐛🫅🐄🐗🫎🦌🪱🐛🐞🐛🦖🦫🦦🐟🦈🦈🦈

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

WEAR SUNSCREEN

IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ON MY FACE AND IT'S A HASSLE

It’ll feel better on your face than topical chemotherapy

I use Neutrogena clear face because it is oil free and feels less bad. But tbh I still don’t use it as much as I should and often opt for hats instead…

I read that as Portland and was very confused

Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus - canvas tote (wider than it is tall) - canvas tote (taller than it is wide, more of a grocery bag)  - basic bat and ghost - mini mushroom friends - whale - hammerhead shark - simple seal - cartoon flea (the one from Emperor’s New Groove) Tutorials: - flannel baby blanket tutorial - onigiri bag tutorial - tomato pattern design walkthrough (how I design the pattern, not a link to the pattern itself) - giant worm tutorial (I don’t know why it’s marked mature? it’s a worm)

Emperor’s New Groove flea pattern is added! I also added a link to the worm tutorial, which is not new but apparently never added to this post? As always, if the timestamp on this reblog is a while ago, it’s worth clicking through to the original post, I update it every time I share another pattern on tumblr Also, zero obligation, my patterns are free and will remain free, but I promised my mom I’d include a link to my ko-fi next time I shared my pattern post because she wants me to find a lottery winner who wants to support the arts. I told her I don’t think that’s likely, but she made me promise, so there’s the link lol

"beware", "be aware", and "be wary" all have the same entomological root: if youre in a place with a be, you need to know ware it is

wait so if pennywise lives in storm drains what does he do when there’s a storm?

he’s amphibious

fuck it ima just do my side quests

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL