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whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

the ritual

Duck duck goose

This show was on drugs

no, it was on GOSPEL. get it RIGHT

SAGITTARIUS, libra, pisces

hi, biphobia sucks and i love every bi person ever ❤️

its little floPPY EARS

Gimmie

Everything in life is better now

My problem with this is it looks real at first which makes the eventually murder of physics that much more jarring.

Death Stranding looks great

I think the worst part of holding or running for political office would be having to see political cartoons of yourself

all those cartoons of Obama where the cartoonists were very clearly afraid to exaggerate his lips or his nose to avoid it looking like a racist caricature so for whatever reason they massively exaggerated his completely average-sized ears

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

Horses are the silent judge in the trial of mankind.