I post funny stuff sometimes

it is literally the most fucked up thing in the world that fruit goes bad. you shoild be allowed to have a box of blackberries in the cupboard for 2 years and they are still fine to eat

it's one of those days where my boobs hurt. it must be because my heart is so full of love

Someone's trying to kill you with a voodoo doll but didn't account for your huge badonkers

that also

just had a thought! do not recommend

Normalize being nice without anything in return or having ulterior motives

gods strongest soldier (resisted making an online purchase)

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to waste all of my potential

if we make it through december and january and february and then march and april as well and may and june and july also and august and september. we’ll be fine

dr perky