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I’m drinking my second vodka strawberry lemonade of the evening and staring out the window wondering if alton brown knows how many people call him daddy

#please don't call me out like this #its important #every time we call him daddy he gets stronger #this is inappropriate #why am i back here #for this torture #oh boy back to hell #Alton brown

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Alton has apparently talked Sarah into dressing up like sriracha for a musical number I’m crying

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@altonbrownaddict did you see this?

I met Alton last year in Atlanta. He hugged me, grabbed my arm so he could look at my tattoos, and told me that they were beautiful. It took everything in me not to scream and cry at the same time right there in front of him. Also, he smelled really REALLY good. I've been suffering ever since.

You are a hero to us all. Thank you for this lovely story.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

#Alton Brown #kill me

#please no #Alton brown #eat your science #death by picture

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#I'm dead #arrest this man #Alton Brown #hot damn

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Alton Brown could get it

#i ghostwrote this #Alton brown

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#I'll take one mustache ride please #i'm kinkshaming myself #goodbye #alton brown

#Look at all my eggs #alton brown

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#boy do i love him #and also hate him #the literal worst #alton brown

#he's got grace #he's got beauty #he's the next food network star #alton brown

#he should have been count olaf #just saying #sorry nph #alton brown

#What is he even doing?#alton brown

#I'm kinkshaming myself #I have no words #I enjoy death #alton brown #I welcome the darkness

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#Oh look he made lunch #mythbusters #alton brown #selfie angle

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