"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

Dean when he was in Purgatory

One of the best parts of tumblr are the conversations that are like "hey can we perhaps start saying normal things again?" replied with "no we're doing cum divination, get with the program."

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

The thing is that Cas bites. He's bitey. And Dean loves it.

#dean (covered in bite marks): you should see the other guy #cas (the other guy): *slightly rumpled. staring at dean like he wants to eat him alive* #sam (has not looked up from his laptop where he's leaving unsolicited advice in a YouTube witch's comments): that's nice dean (via kinky-cas)

if you see me being queerbaited do not try and save me. i’m exactly where i want to be