YOU DON'T LIVE 'TIL YOU'RE READY TO DIE

I’ve never seen it so concisely defined.

@commie-saskia

Unconfirmed. It’s a heterosexual song 100%

I wrote it and I’m gay as hell lmao

No…. I wrote it… it’s for The Gays™️

secondly it’s very obviously Gay™️ because the lyrics are discussing how “all the other boys are tough and smooth”. So even if Marceline was singing this to a boy crush and not PB, that would imply the boy crush is gay. So there’s no way around the Gay™️ ramifications

WHY ARE U LITERALLY TALKING OVER THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT??? LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST.  THEY ARE RIGHT THERE SAYING IT’S GAY N UR LIKE “MEH ITS FOR ANYONE” LIKE NO FUCK OFF. U HAVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE LET US HAVE OUR GAY SHIT U GREEDY SELFISH ASSES.

i cackled

good grief

“she’s a hero only to herself“

i like janet and your kid is going places.

jesus fuckin christ ma ovaries.