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bdsm is okay but i draw the line at larping

everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

oh also also. if you ever reach that like special moment of extreme dissonance where you recognize a deep and almost intrinsic contradiction between your internal beliefs and ego conceptions and the apparently true external reality: either what you need to believe or what you need to be. that point where it feels like things are breaking down around you, that there's a bright red spot in the center of your vision that hurts to look at. an impossible hole in the center of everything. then. consider developing a kink about it. it doesn't directly help but it does make shit weirder and more fun.

nobody has tagged @elvis-official yet so I must

things are getting… spicy in the spice section