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they invented a new salad named dont be scared everything will work out

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal

dear god i know you ain't smote anybody in a hot minute but if you smite him dead tonight I'll start going to church. this offer is only valid for the next 24 hours thank you tell the kids I said hi

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go