wait im goated?

in 2022 i was tripping in my friends basement to celebrate his bday and his other friend accidentally gave him like 8-9 grams of shrooms for his first trip ever and he had to go to the er to get his stomach pumped and the only 2 sober people took him so it was just me and 1 other guy tripping in our friends basement. i talked his ear off the whole night and in the morning when our friend came back from the er he said "hey man thanks for helping me get through last night i dont think i couldve done that alone" but i was just talking about comics the entire night

i watched send help recently and i liked it a lot but i just wish she had more fun with killing her boss

i stole this url off someones corpse

a clown on every planet in the solar system by 2029

i dont want a star wars ship i want the eagle five from spaceballs. space pussy wagon for real

everyone gets one abortion on the governments dime

big video game doesnt want you to know this but sometimes bad games are fun