wait im goated?

you could just hit other people as a kid

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

LETS LET FRIDAY GET US PREGNANT

I could never be a cuck I'd start cutting myself and spraying both participants in the eyes

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Staring for two hours at a painting doesn't make you deep.

i can stare for up to 7 hours actually

i can look at any painting for half a second and tell you its about themes and such

but also why are people at office jobs getting free donuts more than jobs where you're actually hungry as fuck 😭😭😭 give donuts to anyone doing manual labor and the performative dieting issue will disappear immediately #truthnuke

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled