Titles are relevant but hardly important

Upset - Confucius

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

I am l i v i n g for all the videos popping up recently of rapists and pedophiles getting their asses beat. Yall are doing god’s work.

I’m literally not kidding

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

Jughead: I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you.

Our attending walked into the room wearing her white coat, name badge on, and introduced herself as the doctor. The patient continued to refer to her as nurse the entire time we were there, and when we left, asked when the “real doctor” was coming. This same attending had to stop wearing her (very conservative, knee-length) dresses/skirts because male patients would comment on her legs or try to touch them. An ophthalmologist friend was telling me that she won’t do slit-lamp exams with the door shut anymore because male patients have (more than once) groped her.