h y p e r f o c u s e d

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.

What the fuck kinda involuntary fandom have I become a part of

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

"this file may harm your computer are you sure you wanna downl-" yessssssssssssss yes i am sure yes destroy my fucking pc i dont care

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

*deep inhale* yes

oh to be kissed in the kitchen like it’s a dance floor

he’s a fictional character to you, i know him personally

how am i not your fav mutual do i need to be more cringe

“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons

#my wants are simple#but my dislikes are many and complex#but I’ll begrudgingly read fics I ignored after getting through the tags#and whaddya know I was right I didnt like them  (x)

also related: the moment you run out of fics on your tag of choice, sigh, and then begrudgingly lower your standards and look again

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

pingles

Once you pop, the fun don't stop