The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.
The what???
The Ikea biphobia couch.
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I don't know what to tell you man.

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The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.
The what???
The Ikea biphobia couch.
???
I don't know what to tell you man.

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The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.
white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass
Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem
so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh
"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month
You think we are better? Look at the fucking countries that refused to accept Syrian orphans because they were too Muslim or too brown. Look at the way people talk of the Ukrainian refugees. Look at the uproar over a black man in a supermarket leaflet because “we don’t have those people here and you’re forcing them at us.” Look at the fucking rampant transphobia in Britain, raging homophobia in Hungary and Poland, rising numbers of Nazi-adjacent populist parties in Germany or Italy, the hatred for women in power, the anonymous letters wishing rape on female journalists or politicians… how dare you to suggest that Europe has learned, how dare you to suggested that we are any better.
The only thing better about us is that we didn’t have Reagan destroy our society and economy, so we still have well-fare programs, food regulations and affordable healthcare, and therefore you’re less likely to end up homeless after paying an extortionate amount of medical bills for that time they had to treat you for salmonella.
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The British actor, who also appeared in Merlin and Little Britain, died of complications from pneumonia.
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> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
Can we please stop it with calling polyfuckingurethane "eco leather", there is nothing fucking eco about plastics. Under "eco leather" I imagine actual fucking leather from a sheep or a cow from sustainable farming.
I had three shows end this year and only one had a good final season and a satisfying finale…
I am what I am 'cause you trained me. ☆ reblogs are encouraged!
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I know exactly who I am. I’m the Doctor. Sorting out fair play throughout the universe.

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Curious what is actually normal for bed time. Go for your normal/average time, not your most extreme or what you wish it was.
what time do you go to bed? (local time)
7pm or before
8pm
9pm
10pm
11pm
12am
1am
2am or after
it's never consistent
some other time entirely
I just don't know what grownups do for bedtime and I want to know!!!
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.
Conservative men are addicted to sexism and rape culture.
Petition to replace it with children will be children so girls are be allowed to misbehave too and we remove the older age excuses of sexual violence from it.

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