I just wanna be a better man

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

they love to make documentaries about murderers. what about old ladies who grow vegetables gardens. what are their secrets. how do their minds tick

tonight's the first night of chanukah where's that pic of the guy smoking a joint shaped like a menorah

menorarijuana

Send her unsolicited moon pics

Some Uzbek digging a canal: “Oh fuck yes a free pot. This rules.”

bro they took away the pot they been cooking for 30yrs with. can u imagine getting any other pot after that. everything will feel like garbage

sorry i unpacked all my trauma do you still wanna kiss

why do ppl hate pigeons so much. they r just little guys

my favorite sex position is when you love them and they love you back