Something Completely Different

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

This is all I need in my life.

Incense burning at Saijo Inari shrine, Okayama, Japan.  Photography by PhoTones_TAKUMA on Flickr

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

captain picker isgonna finger himself

his wife is. 44 years old.

anyway. unfortunately this does not actually clarify anything for the average person. but #ToMe it works

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

me: because you're tall

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

he is he's very pretty

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

You have to treat the symptom, CURE the disease, and love the patient more than you love feeling right

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

You don’t wear rubber gloves and use a nozzle like that to spray water. He works for a pest control company. Not a beekeeper.