ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Help meeeee

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

WHAT

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

And I guess that makes Prince Eric Moses because he parted the Red Sea 😏

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

heS SO ANGRY

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

“is stuart little a real person”