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found the one I was looking for
The low quality was getting on my goat and then I just decided to do a buncha others anyhow
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does anyone have more of these
found the one I was looking for
The low quality was getting on my goat and then I just decided to do a buncha others anyhow

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πΆTentacle and rainbow! Kraken power!π΅
Drawpile is pretty fun.
hell yeah just ok legs making a come back!
If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like π¦·π©Έ
Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal
I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.
Bet it was Steve's doing.
How?
make friend?
be friend?
stay friend?

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Every sales job Iβve worked has that one item. The white whale. The biggest ticket you can sell. The sale you brag about when youβre chatting with other industry people.
When I sold mattresses it was a split king adjustable base. Thatβs two twin extra long mattresses next to each other to make a king, but each side can move independently. Theyβre insanely expensive and honestly kindβve impractical but it was the biggest ticket thing to sell.
When I sold sex toys though our white whale was the 20lb ass. It was a female pelvis, a cut out from the waist to the tops of the thighs. It was hyper realistic material and cost about $500. I definitely had bigger tickets but not in one item typically.
In my time at the sex shop, I sold three. Each time was completely different in terms of how the guy acted about buying it. The first man was a little embarrassed and shy about it. I was professional and supportive as I rang it up. Once I handed him the receipt he looked at the box. Then he looked at me.
If youβve ever wondered how big a box has to be to fit a 20lb ass let me just tell you: itβs pretty damn big. Itβs an uncomfortably large armful of box and every side has a picture of the sex toy inside on it. Itβs not subtle.
βCould I get a bagβ¦.?β
There was no bag that existed that could possibly contain all that ass. βHang on,β I told him.
I got scissors and tape and covered the box in cut up black bags. Looking relieved he picked up his purchase and left.
The next man to buy one carried it proudly to the counter; self assured and not embarrassed in the least. When I said I didnβt have a bag, but I could wrap it for him he gave a hearty shrug and hefted it into his arms, marching out the door with the butt on full display.
The last man to get one was just kindβve an odd guy. Not creepy, but eccentric. We got along great, and as I rang him up I said, βWell one guy wanted his taped over, and one guy carried it out. What would you prefer?β
βThereβs no bags?β
βNo store bags. I think our jumbo trash bags in the back might fit itβ¦.?β It seemed rude to suggest putting a $500 item into a trash bag, but he wasnβt bothered.
He considered this then said, βBring me the trash bag.β
When I delivered it to him he still managed to surprise me. Instead of shoving the huge box into it he opened the box. He took out his new $500 sex toy, and all the little things it came with, tipping them unceremoniously into the trash bag.
βThere! Now I donβt have to deal with the box later!β
I was slightly stunned but agreed that I could easily deal with the trash. Then in a move I still think about with delight he flung the trash bag over his shoulder like a Santa with a sack full of ass and sauntered out the door.
If this or my other escapades made you laugh you could pop a tip into my Ko-fi! For more like this check my tag "ffs foibles".
man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took wonβt be there and change my mind
comprehensive list of things that happened to me in my welding course with The Guys:
- was the only one to get an A the first grading period. had to stop them from putting me on their shoulders
- became the official classroom mascot on account of i was the only girl. this meant i was an integral stop on any and all workshop tours. was referred to as βOur Lady Helenaβ on these occasions
- almost set myself on fire once bc my prof stood behind me watching me try a skill heβd just demonstrated and he shouted very suddenly very loudly. restarted my heart and asked WTF WAS THAT FOR JOHN and he called me a βgoddamn wonderβ. i almost got third degree burned over a compliment
- mentioned offhand ONE TIME that swords were cool. also mentioned my birthday offhand ONE TIME. one of The Guys remembered both instances and also happened to find a sword in a dumpster so he gave it to me for my birthday
- came in fifth in an arm wrestling competition
- french braided my hair in class bc i didnβt have time to do it beforehand. ended up with an audience of like 5+ guys trying to figure out how tf i was doing it
- told The Guys my college friends call me barbie. Mistake. suddenly had all 12 of them calling me Barbarian
- had some down time and made a silly little sculpture with some scraps. The Guys were endlessly intrigued by this and demanded to see some of my art school stuff. had a small crowd around my phone cheering loudly every time i swiped to a new picture
- accidentally mentioned the cafe i worked at. Mistake. several days later all 12 of them came in to bother me
- offered someone a haircut. Mistake. had to retract the offer bc suddenly Everyone wanted a haircut and it would Not Be Fair if i only did one
my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. Iβd sleep like a baby.
βoh Iβll bet thatβs Dorrenβ¦ yup, thatβs Doreen.β Β https://www.doreensjazz.com
Reblogging not for the first nor the last time. Thereβs just something right about this conjunction of laid-back music and lively weatherβ¦

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
So excited about these!! So many purple things are all ready to get steamed & de-wrinkled for picture day tomorrow~
Get ready for our Purple Whimsigoth collection to release this Thursday, 6/12 at 6pm ET! And keep an eye out for more previews soon, we've got a lot of fun extras (crystals, accessories, tarot decks, etc) that'll go up along with these new clothing designs :3c
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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if i ever get a tramp stamp it will be this sentence.
thank you. π₯Ή
What if there was a cow that could fly?
um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee
fat little bumbalabee
bumbalamoo
HOLY SHIT???!!!!!!!

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@elodieunderglass Massive continuity of...goslings?
HOW MANY??
@todaysbird
Girlβ¦those are not all your children. You need to stop taking those things.
Goslings Georg
There's 26, so I assume they've got them lined up alphabetically:)
Magpies are so cool looking like how is this a real creature I see on a daily basis