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Intrusive thought as I scrape fur off my sheets: what if I lint-rolled the cat?

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Birds On The Way To Work:
Zebra Finch - lives in my house, did many beeps when I turned the sun on <3
Nothing in my neighborhood - don't think they like the road construction
Crow - didn't see them, but could hear them over my music
Red-Shouldered Hawk - flying low, carrying breakfast, followed the road like a polite lad
Seagull (?) - circled me in the parking lot, not the usual type of gull around here, seemed extra large but idk
Hawk - could've been another Red-Shouldered, could have been a Cooper's (hard to tell without seeing the tail), chasing a dove most likely, didn't catch it, got Uno-reversed by three smaller birds
Starlings - chilling on a wire with one random Mourning Dove in the middle
Goldfinch - changed directions when he saw me but still got pretty close, good morning friend~
Batman/Superman World’s Finest #52
No, but you should. Dick, you should be a bird
Hey
I know you enjoy occasionally turning the rest of nightwings Flock into literal birds. Might I perchance suggest the Baltimore oriole for your consideration?
Oh, that is a handsome lad - who are we thinking, here? Because he's kind of giving me Signal vibes.
(Welcome to the Batfamily, Duke, get birded XD)
hi there! Just wanted to drop in and say I love your works - particularly Home & Hearth, but everything else too! They inspired me to write something I’m going to be posting in a couple days and I wanted to give you a heads up. I’m planning to link the first Home & Hearth fic as an ‘inspired by’, but I don’t have to if you’d rather not :)
just felt like good practice to reach out first and give you a heads up. And to publicly say thanks for writing something so wonderful for us all to enjoy <3
omg, thank you! You're absolutely welcome to link it, this is so cool!
Thanks for letting me know, I'm so excited! ^_^

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Birds I've Seen Today:
Crow - did a big glide-and-circle above the neighbor's house, very classy
Robins - as always, kamikaze diving to play chicken with cars
House Finch - landed in the middle of the road for no discernable reason
Duck - ran away quacking, not sure how I scared her that bad from the other side of a fence but she was booking, hilarious
Seagulls - we are not near a Big Water, but there are always seagulls in the Meijer parking lot
Starlings - so many, all loud, including small ones trailing behind their assigned adults
Mourning Doves - the bobbles sure do bobble
House Sparrows - exist everywhere, fear neither god nor taxes
Mystery Bird - could not ID on account of Way The Heck Up There
Red-Winged Blackbird - proudly surveys his tiny ditch wetland from the powerline, is in fact quite a pretty ditch
Pigeons - minding their business, doing parking lot things
Goldfinch - smol blessing, little patch of sunshine~
Elusive Flyer - zippy, swallow-vibes one by the fake lake, can't get any visual cues other than brown and white because Fast
Good Sounds #1
House Finch at the garden center at work. 💚
(I finally got him on camera! :D )
Warning: spider
Hello all, so here's how my day is going:
houseplant in need of repotting
2. discover spider lives in plant
3. discover spider currently inside spider's house
4. repot plant anyway, very carefully
5. spider comes out to investigate once earth done shaking
Thank you, Mx. Spider, for staying in your house and not attacking fingers.
Canon Home&Hearth Dick when faced with his winged AU counterparts:

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Fun little bit of folklore for you: a stone with a hole bored through it can be used to see through Fae illusions. It has to be naturally occurring, though - you have to find one, not make your own. For example, this stone I found at the beach yesterday, which I have decided to call 'the birdseye viewfinder' for obvious reasons.
(I know it's magic because I looked through it and saw a perfectly lined-up seagull. XD)
I have now acquired a happy fish to go with the birdseye stone!
My brain. Refuses. To just pick a story and. Stay. With. It.
Update: brain has deigned to stay on the same story for two days in a row (rejoice!) but. Is the story, perchance, one of my many works in progress? Maybe one of the ones I've pitched to my beloved readers? The cryptid things I've promised to work on? The Get More Bird series I recently started? The Minoan fish I haven't touched since MerMay ended?
No. It is none of those things. It is something. Entirely. New.
My brain. Refuses. To just pick a story and. Stay. With. It.
Batkids fuck up Hogwarts
It's been a while since I posted, so here, have this crack concept for a DC-Harry Potter crossover. Story begins in year two.
Damian meets a kid who can talk to snakes, finds out how he’s being treated, & decides this Will Not Stand.
Harry meets a scary kid, complains about the people at school freaking out about the Heir of Slytherin thing, and gets very confused by the reaction.
Damian goes to Bruce, who, while sympathetic, tries to do things legally and/or diplomatically. Aka, slowly. Damian then goes to Dick because “father is useless and I require your aid.”
Jason is also there, and it doesn’t take much to get Dick, Jason, & later Tim on board.
Naturally, the Bats don’t want their new sad, black-haired orphan to go back to his shitty school to be bullied and possibly killed.
Harry is Going Back to School, fuck you very much.
The Bats respect the stubborn. The Bats are also chaotic af, so they decide to do a prolonged wellness check. Dick does try to be responsible for two seconds and say they can’t all move to Scotland for six months, but Tim has already cleared schedules and arranged Zeta Tube access. Dick ‘I hate being the adult’ Grayson shrugs and says oh well, guess it’s settled.
Oh, and just for funsies… anyone from Gotham can straight up walk through anti-mundane wards because Gotham is just Like That. Have fun with that one, wizards.
Year Two:
The Bats knock out Lockheart so Dick can prance around in his clothes (Dick in a wig is still a better Defense teacher than Lockheart)
Jason follows Harry around with a paintball gun and shoots anyone who talks shit
Someone dares Dick to go sit at the teachers’ table at dinner - Dick ain’t no coward
Minerva allows it, so all the other teachers go with it because at least this one is funny
Tim & the Weasley twins do innovation
Cass follows Snape around and spooks him whenever he’s being an asshole to children
Damian vs Malfoy, fight!
Snape tries to get the Bats expelled
The Bats are not students, so it doesn’t work
Steph punches a giant spider in the face
The Bats attempt to befriend Fawkes
The Bats attempt to befriend the flying car
The Bats attempt to befriend the basilisk
Damian takes the basilisk home
Oh, and somewhere in the midst of all this...
Bruce Wayne gets custody of Harry Potter
Batkids fuck up Hogwarts
It's been a while since I posted, so here, have this crack concept for a DC-Harry Potter crossover. Story begins in year two.
Damian meets a kid who can talk to snakes, finds out how he’s being treated, & decides this Will Not Stand.
Harry meets a scary kid, complains about the people at school freaking out about the Heir of Slytherin thing, and gets very confused by the reaction.
Damian goes to Bruce, who, while sympathetic, tries to do things legally and/or diplomatically. Aka, slowly. Damian then goes to Dick because “father is useless and I require your aid.”
Jason is also there, and it doesn’t take much to get Dick, Jason, & later Tim on board.
Naturally, the Bats don’t want their new sad, black-haired orphan to go back to his shitty school to be bullied and possibly killed.
Harry is Going Back to School, fuck you very much.
The Bats respect the stubborn. The Bats are also chaotic af, so they decide to do a prolonged wellness check. Dick does try to be responsible for two seconds and say they can’t all move to Scotland for six months, but Tim has already cleared schedules and arranged Zeta Tube access. Dick ‘I hate being the adult’ Grayson shrugs and says oh well, guess it’s settled.
Oh, and just for funsies… anyone from Gotham can straight up walk through anti-mundane wards because Gotham is just Like That. Have fun with that one, wizards.

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Advice on Writing Fae Characters
So someone recently asked me where I got the information for my Fae AUs, and if I had a list of Rules for the Fair Folk. I tried to construct said list, realized I had a lot to say on the subject, and decided to write this mini essay for anyone who’s interested.
Before I start: I am (unfortunately) American. While I read a lot of fairytales as a child and have since become fascinated with the Folk in particular, I was not raised in the culture of origin. I don’t claim to be an expert on the mythology; a lot of what I do is vibes-based. (Many of the things I know, I read/heard so long ago I don’t remember where I read them.) Fortunately, I’m not here to tell you the mythology - I’m here to help you write your own.
So, without further ado, welcome to Seras’s Guide to Writing the Fair Folk!
It has occurred to me that plenty of people write fanfiction based entirely off of vibes. Just, figure out what fits the story and run with it. I don't have to learn to draw topographical maps or use google earth to plot out the route of a Minoan ship able to move 50 nautical miles per 15 hours of sailing.
...But I'm gonna.