sambucky is canon

can we get a scene where bucky and sam are like fighting like arguing and it’s getting heated and bucky pushed sam and sam pushed him back like even more furious now and then Bucky just randomly kisses him and leaves and Sam absolutely cannot process what just happened

okay but like... concept of sarah asking sam to watch the boys but doesn’t say where she’s going. Just says she has things to do. turns out she goes over to buckys new apartment in Louisiana to teach him how to cook all Sam’s favorite foods. So when sam asks bucky to come over when he’s watching the kids and bucky says he can’t because he has things to do, sam starts to suspect them dating. So he sends redwing to follow Sarah’s car one time and watches her go to Bucky’s. And then man’s is heartbroken and angry about them hiding it. So he starts to ignore Bucky. and then when he finally agrees to meet bucky at his apartment the first thing he says is “I can’t believe you’ve been dating my sister behind my back” and bucky is lowkey scared 😦 but pulls him in the apartment and finds his fav food on the dinner table with some candles and he just stares at bucky who says “We aren’t dating. She was helping me.. helping me learn to cook your favorite foods so I could invite you over and tell you that I’m totally in love with you”

okay but what if sam thought feeling something for bucky was breaking the bro code even though Steve literally left them both but sam is a loyal mf so he’s like if bucky wants him, he’ll have to make the first move but Bucky is also a stubborn and oblivious mf so he doesn’t even know sam likes him but he does like sam and it’s just a game of cat and mouse with each of them trying to be obvious but not too obvious and they’re both dumb so they don’t get it

so naturally everyone in Louisiana thinks sam and bucky are dating and always tell sam they’re cute together and he always just thinks it’s easier to say “thanks” than explaining they’re just friends or co workers or whatever the hell he thinks they are but then one time when bucky is over visiting and he goes alone to the store people start coming up to him and tell him they’re happy for him and sam and bucky panics because then he starts wondering if sam thinks they’re dating and has bi panic

okay but au where no one died. and they all fight as avengers and sam and bucky become besties and go clubbing and Natasha dares them to kiss so they do but it’s mostly between giggles and trying to speak and someone videos it and now they gotta fake date and sam is like “he’s too broody for me” but they do it anyways meanwhile bucky has been pining for him so he immediately agrees and they have this moment while watching a movie in their shared hotel room where bucky said they should “practice” to make it more believable and sam is all like “practice what?” And bucky just kisses him and when he pulls back claims he needs practice since he hasn’t kissed anyone in a long time and then they start acting like actual bf’s and kissing when no cameras are around and I’ve thought about this way too much

sam wilson is probably the most loyal character in the whole mf mcu... like he stood by Steve’s side since he met him, became a fugitive, waited MONTHS for bucky to get his shit together and answer him and held no grudges.. like.. no one is more loyal than samuel thomas wilson aka captain america

sam calling bucky “man” even though they’re dating and bucky hating it so much. “We’re literally dating stop calling me ‘man’ .” And sam being like “oh shit.. sorry man” just to annoy the hell out of him

I just wanna see a scene where bucky is so furious like so so furious at sam and sam has no fucking idea why and bucky ignores him so he ends up cornering him and bucky is all like “get out of my face sam” and sam is like wtf is wrong and it’s bucky yelling about how sam almost died today and that he can’t lose him