the psychic damage i feel when the fanfic calls chris christopher unironically like we've not seen 12 million of his IDs throughout the years and they all clearly just call him chris
"but the viral re5 ad campaign 🥺" thats the hill you will die on. a live action re5 ad. okay.
"but lucas baker-" lucas baker is deranged and joker-esque and clearly called him christopher in the only correct way he should be called christopher. as a funny lengthening of the real name.
like imagine. dragons. now imagine. claire is mad at chris. does she yell out "CHRIS REDFIELD COME HERE RIGHT NOW!" or does she call out "CHRISTOPHER [fake middle name] REDFIELD COME HERE RIGHT NOW"? exactly.
he is CHRISTOPHER when its FUNNY and NO OTHER TIME.