boring man

i need to up my lying skills in case the day ever comes that i need to pretend i never noticed them

I FUCKING LOVE BERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!

why are so many men totally incapable of handling embarrassement. the worst teenage guys i know hold that title because they refuse to seem embarrassed (act nonchalant in literally every fucking situation even when it's detrimental to them). almost every time i hear about some middle aged man bitching out some poor undeserving person it's because he got embarrassed somehow and couldn't handle it like an adult. i think in the case of old men it's often more of just the being old makes you refuse to be embarrassed but again, old man needs help with something thx to being old? no no NO! he doesn't need help. he's not going to be embarrassed by asking for help.

i just spent 6 hours at a movie theater so now i'm eating possibly the most health-food meal i've ever had in my life. cold greek pasta salad, chicken breast, assorted berries and i'm drinking water. it's frankly delicious i'm not eating popcorn for at least a week.

man i love angst and really drawn out hurt/comfort but i think i've been spoiled by my first & favorite long h/c fic being one where the character literally is in therapy. i get sooooo mad when the fic ends and the character is happy but like, didn't resolve any of the actual problems that put them in the situations. i guess i could also just stick to h/c about like... not being mentally ill? idk if people even really write that.

i actually don't know what to do i'm so sad. i've been waiting for an opportunity to get these as something really special for myself and it's just gone? what do i do now? what kind of limited release lasts for two full years anyways?

i'm actually going to spontaneously catch on fire what do you mean one of my favorite fashion brands stopped selling the collaborations i liked as soon as i have the opportunity to get something from them. like it's not even funny what do you mean they've been selling these for years.

recently i've been going thru old photos and i realized that for some reason having blonde hair (for hair dye lol) makes my hair look longer

i think i'm getting ragebaited for real rn. either that or i'm talking to the stupidest person alive

i gotta wake up at 9 am to call about a job and it's currently 6 am. how fucked am i

man i have to write a speech about someone i'm so fucked. idk why i didn't start doing it earlier i had like half a week to do it. i'm literally the worst person to do this i should have asked to write for myself and then blown it off 💔💔💔💔 ik it's not really my fault but i feel like such a horrible person cuz i can't write sentimental shit and i have an awful memory so i can't even just tell stories about them