Tina

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

adding a keysmash to the end of a message like a dog sneezing on purpose to show theyre just playing

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look