The Meeting
Andrei found himself in yet another painful meeting at work, he had already caused trouble in the past for comparing about how boring the meetings were, so he knew he had to be on his best behaviour so he wouldn’t upset his boss. This was starting to become difficult though, he had bought a new protein powder from a strange website and something wasn’t sitting right in his stomach.
30 minutes go by and the boss still hasn’t gotten to the point of the meeting and Andrei was feeling a lot worse, the room started feeling physically smaller, he felt claustrophobic in his own shirt.
It was only when his giant biceps ripped through his sleeves he realised something was very wrong. He was panicked but tried to stay quiet. There was only 10 minutes left to sit through and nobody was looking up from their notes, he just needed to not draw attention to himself.
Fate had over plans, his now giant body pressed against the people sat next to him and suddenly everyone was looking at him.
His boss shouted “I don’t know what sort of weird prank you’re pulling here Andrei, but this is the last straw. GET OUT”. Andrei barely noticed this though, he was putting all his energy into resisting the muscle growth.
When we walked out the office and admired his new body he realised that maybe he didn’t need this job after all. Perhaps some more of that protein powder would get him a new career…











