So Sensational

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly

Me

someone: talks to me in a way that seems the teeniest bit off, hardly noticeably different than their norm me: lies down in the shower sadly, wondering where i went wrong in this friendship

no

no

absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss

Omg my heart

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

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cracking open a fucking sip with the babes