Cognitively functional

INTJ vs ENTJ

INTJ: They don’t care to get to know everyone, but everyone at least knows of them

ENTJ: They know everyone and everyone knows them. How else would one move up the social ladder?

INTJ vs ISTJ

INTJ: That quiet straight-A person in class who indulges in nerdy interests in their spare time when they’re not studying

ISTJ: That quiet straight-A person in class who indulges in even more studying in their spare time than INTJ

INTJ vs INFJ

INTJ: *Is quiet and detached around someone* “Not my problem if they think I’m rude”

INFJ: *Is quiet and detached around someone* “OMG WHAT IF THEY THINK I DON’T LIKE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

INTJ vs INTP

INTJ: Doesn’t show their caring side unless they really care about you. And I mean REALLY care

INTP: You’re at least a good-tier friend of theirs? Time for them to tell you about everyone they truly care about and why they do

INFJ vs ENFJ

INFJ: Makes friends when extroverts adopt them

ENFJ: Is the extrovert friend that adopts introverts

INFJ vs ISFJ

INFJ: Cares for you by helping you survive and advance in life

ISFJ: Cares for you by giving you kind words and sharing food with you

INFJ vs INFP

INFJ: “I know you’re just going through a phase, but I’ll still love you and support you no matter what”

INFP: “IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM, THIS IS WHO I AM”

ISFJ vs ESFJ

ISFJ: Will cuddle you in the comfort of your or their own home while you tell them what’s bothering you

ESFJ: Will take you on an adventure to your favourite fast food place while you tell them what’s bothering you

ISFJ vs ISTJ

ISFJ: Hall monitor in elementary school

ISTJ: Cried when they didn’t get the hall monitor position in elementary school

ISFJ vs ISFP

ISFJ: Saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop in 2009 and thought it was pretty good

ISFP: Started ironically liking Paul Blart: Mall Cop cause of Tumblr, eventually actually saw it and started unironically liking it

ISTJ vs ESTJ

ISTJ: Too quiet when working on a group project

ESTJ: Not quiet enough when working on a group project

ISTJ vs ISTP

ISTJ: *Shows up late to class for the first time all semester* “omg look how rebellious I am”

ISTP: *Shows up to class on time for the first time all semester* “omg look how responsible I am”

ISTP vs ESTP

ISTP: Alienates people by being too edgy

ESTP: Alienates people by almost landing themselves in jail and/or the hospital one too many times

ISTP vs INTP

ISTP: Stays up till 5 am reading articles about how to be attractive and looking at specs of expensive watches, cars, and whatever tech they’re interested in that night

INTP: Stays up till 5 am watching anime and reading about philosophy

ISTP vs ISFP

ISTP: Ironically writes sad poetry

ISFP: Unironically writes sad poetry

ISFP vs ESFP

ISFP: Has coffee running through their veins

ESFP: Has vodka running through their veins

ISFP vs INFP

ISFP: Wannabe Instagram model

INFP: Wannabe Tumblr model

INFP vs ENFP

INFP: Has a “whatever” attitude about their introversion

ENFP: Refers to themselves as an introvert or ambivert cause they don’t see themselves as a Basic Outgoing Extrovert™

INFP vs INTP

INFP: Has a selfie of themselves wearing a flower crown as their profile pic on Tumblr

INTP: Has a picture of an anime character or a superhero as their profile pic on Tumblr

INTP vs ENTP

INTP: “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we went to Wal-Mart and shouted swear words into the PA system?”

ENTP: Actually goes to Wal-Mart one day and shouts swear words into the PA system

ENTP vs ESTP

ENTP: Shows their friends their best Batman impression while quoting lines from Batman movies

ESTP: Googles how long it would take to become as strong and fast as Batman and designs a workout program based around getting on Batman’s level of athleticism

ENTP vs ENFP

ENTP: Would work for Reddit if they could

ENFP: Would work for Buzzfeed if they could

ENTP vs ENTJ

ENTP: Either an overachiever or underachiever in anything, no in-between

ENTJ: Underachiever in absolutely nothing

ENFP vs ESFP

ENFP: Goes out dressed in thrift store clothes

ESFP: Goes out dressed in designer clothes

ENFP vs ENFJ

ENFP: *Person admits feelings to them or asks them out* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO”

ENFJ: *Admits feelings to crush / crush admits feelings to them* “I HAVE BEEN AWAITING THIS DAY FOR CENTURIES”

ESFP vs ESTP

ESFP: Gets awkwardly hit on at bars

ESTP: Awkwardly hits on people at bars

ESFP vs ESFJ

ESFP: “Yo let’s go dance”

ESFJ: “I’m not really a dancer”

ESTJ vs ENTJ

ESTJ: Has to resist throwing a fit when they don’t get to be the leader/boss/supervisor/alpha/top dog of something

ENTJ: Somehow always ends up being the leader/boss/supervisor/alpha/top dog of everything they do

ESTJ vs ESFJ

ESTJ: Is the person you go to when you need help getting a job

ESFJ: Is the person you go to when you need help texting someone you want to date and/or hook up with

ESTJ vs ESTP:

ESTJ: Honour roll student, multiple sport athlete, on student council and multiple school committees, volunteers and works in their spare time, has a 3-4 GPA through all of high school/college/university, lands a decent job right after graduating

ESTP: Puts how many Tinder matches they have and how much they can bench on their resume

ENFJ vs ESFJ

ENFJ: Seems slutty, is actually pretty wholesome

ESFJ: Seems wholesome, is actually pretty slutty

ENFJ vs ENTJ

ENFJ: Has thoroughly planned out future living situation, relationship, and type of social life

I’ve been inactive on this blog for most of the past 8 months cause uni, my social life (props to me for finally having a real one), and general life stuff got in the way. It was mostly me not having my own computer and being forced to go to the school library any time I wanted to access the internet on anything besides my phone that stopped me from making content for this blog. But I recently got my own laptop, so I can make content for this blog more easily and frequently.

I would personally type Tumblr as a whole as INFP.

Why?

Cause it’s a pretty FiNe SiTe.

LMAO OMG YASSSSSSSSSSS YOU SLAY SO HARD TUMBLR USER SENSA-TION YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS GET IT *Sound of air horns going off*

But for real,

Fi: The typical Tumblr user has a strong sense of identity and of what they are passionate about and a Tumblr blog is a great way to let out these feelings. Whether your description is “nonbinary polysexual feminist in a queerplatonic relationship who loves fandoms more than they love xirself” and you post about social justice and fandoms or you’re more of a “Dallas. 21. Straight. Arizona.” type and you post pictures of palm trees and attractive people drinking ice coffees, there is a niche of Tumblr that you can identify yourself with. Speaking of Fi behavior, there is no shortage to posts reminding you to practice some form of self-care written by someone with a url like spaceflowerqueen or posts where someone with a url like aromanticobama demands a SIGNAL BOOST for a current issue that they feel strongly about.

Ne: There is a niche on Tumblr for everything. Aesthetic/photography, fandoms, social justice, porn, psychology, relationship shit, fitness, etc. Tumblr is not a website about one specific thing. This is how you get “Dallas. 21. Straight. Arizona.” types on the same website as “Kaelenn. 16. He/they. Plz read description before following” and “Marissa. 19 year old meme queen. Nutella and Chris Pine are my husbands.” types.

Si: Look at how many memes on here are based around non-current forms of media, specifically ones from users’ childhoods. Shrek, Smash Mouth, Drake and Josh, and old Spongebob episodes are some. While Tumblr is more of a Ne than a Si site, you can still find users’ pasts influencing their content.

Auxiliary Ne/Tertiary Si: Nerdy

Auxiliary Se/Tertiary Ni: Superficial

Auxiliary Si/Tertiary Ne: Mundane

Auxiliary Ni/Tertiary Se: Overconfident

Auxiliary Ti/Tertiary Fe: Shallow

Auxiliary Fi/Tertiary Te: Overemotional

Auxiliary Fe/Tertiary Ti: Doormat

Auxiliary Te/Tertiary Fi: Workaholic

Dominant Ne/Inferior Si: Adolescent

Dominant Se/Inferior Ni: Dysfunctional “member of society”

Dominant Si/Inferior Ne: Wallflower

Dominant Ni/Inferior Se: Hermit

Dominant Ti/Inferior Fe: Dick

Dominant Fi/Inferior Te: Armchair activist

Dominant Fe/Inferior Ti: Drama queen

INTJ: Taking Tumblr culture way too seriously 

INFJ: Bringing a book to a party 

ISFJ: Searching for porn on Google with Safesearch enabled

ISTJ: Going under the speed limit on a busy road 

ISTP: Playing games on your phone during a funeral

ISFP: Skipping out on responsibilities cause you’re too tired to get out of bed after staying up until 5 am looking at aesthetically pleasing clothes and accessories online 

INFP: Getting a septum piercing

INTP: Watching anime

ENTP: Wearing cosplay to school or work when it’s not Halloween or a similar occasion 

ENFP: Letting yourself get trapped in the friendzone of someone you have feelings for 

ESFP: Trying to find someone to hook up with at a family party

ESTP: Almost anything an ESTP does after enough drinks 

ESTJ: Getting married at 20 

ESFJ: Getting emotionally invested in other people

ENFJ: Being like “we should hang out more often” to someone who doesn’t want to hang out with you more often 

INTJ: Silently judges everyone who’s being loud with their friends in the halls, finally feels at peace when they get to class and everything quiets down

ISFJ: Gets lost and feels guilty about showing up to class a minute late

INFJ: Is one of the only people in class who actually pays attention the whole time, sends comforting vibes to ISFJ when they sense their late-to-class guilt

ESTP: Creates a mental list of who in their classes seems like dating or friendship material, plans out how they’re going to impress everyone around them, gets approached by a classmate to play a part in a film project

ESFP: Makes at least one new friend in class, wonders how many missed classes they can get away with

ISTJ: Settles themselves back into their academic routine, is on their way to their second class of the day when someone sneaks up behind them and stabs them in the back, then picks their body up and hides it somewhere. A security camera was nearby and from the footage, it can be seen that the killer was wearing a black hoodie. OH SHIT THIS POST JUST BECAME A MURDER MYSTERYYYYYYY *Law & Order theme starts playing*

ISTP: Is bored in class, finds out about ISTJ’s murder and decides to solve it cause they have no better way to put their Ti to use. They ask around and find out everything they can about what happened. They then sneak into the school’s security office and view the footage of the murder itself

ISFP: Tells ISTP that they were with ISTJ right before they got killed and that ISTJ was planning on walking to their next class with INFP

INFP: Thinks ISTJ flaked on them, breaks down crying when ISTP pulls them out of their class and tells them ISTJ got killed. ISTP tries to console them but has no idea how, so they just give INFP a tissue and patiently wait for them to stop crying so they can be questioned

INTP: Is in class with INFP holding a black hoodie that looks exactly like the one ISTJ’s killer was wearing. Gets approached by ISTP, who demands answers. ISTP then determines that there’s no way INTP could have been the killer because they’re too scrawny to lift the equivalent of ISTJ’s bodyweight and asks INTP where they got the hoodie. They say that it belongs to them, but ESTP borrowed it briefly earlier that day.

ENFP: Sits beside ISTP in class. ISTP appears tired, so ENFP asks what’s wrong. ISTP tells them that they’re trying to find ESTP to get a step closer to solving ISTJ’s murder. ENFP is confused about ISTJ’s death because earlier that day, they and ESTP were approached by ISTJ to help film a scene for a film project where ENFP held the camera while ESTP played the part of a murderer. ISTP then puts everything together. ISTJ faked their own murder by finding a place with a camera to have hard evidence that they’ve died, then they got ESTP to move their body away from the camera because an athlete on their level would have no problem lifting and carrying another person, and they got ENFP to stand out of the security camera’s frame filming the whole thing so that ESTP would think that ISTJ needed to appear to die for a film project. But one question remains. Why would ISTJ fake their own death?

ENTP: Finds out that ISTP is trying to solve ISTJ’s murder, approaches them and tells them that they saw ISTJ alive after they apparently died. ISTP and ENTP combine the power of their functions and deduce where ISTJ has fled to. ISTP takes an Uber to a train station where ISTJ is and asks them why they faked their own murder. It turns out that ISTJ has been going through a Ne grip and has decided to abandon their life and adopt a new identity as a traveling assassin for hire. ISTP is like “wtf m8″ at first but then stops giving a fuck about the whole situation and leaves ISTJ to do whatever they want. ISTP then goes back to school and tells ENTP, ENFP, and ESTP about everything that happened. They all agree that it wasn’t the easiest day to handle, but at least they got an interesting story out of it

ESTJ: Puts their headphones in, gets hyped up by their “get shit done” playlist, is excited to get back in the grind and work on their first assignments

ENFJ: Gets compliments on their outfit from their friends, dies on the inside when they get their first assignments

ESFJ: Hugs all their friends while gushing about how much they missed them, unintentionally gets a few people in their classes to briefly crush on them, cries on their friends’ shoulders when they find out ISTJ apparently died

Ne: Se

Ni: Ti

Se: Te

Si: Fi

Fe: Si

Fi: Fe

Te: Ni