Yo, I'm Lin!

Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy… it’s all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them…

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

How does she do it

The unholy trinity.

all of you will burn in hell

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

CIA is getting lazy

O.o

“It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.” The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.”

These channels are all local channels owned by Sinclair broadcasting, a right wing media conglomerate that recently gained control of almost all American local news channels after Ajit Pai’s FCC heavily deregulated telecom companies. This is not some broad spectrum media conspiracy, it is specifically an attempt at a right wing takeover of all American local broadcasting for the purposes of propaganda.

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

Ok I’m gonna try and sculpt Donald Duck without looking at it and bake and paint the result

I’ve decided I’m also going to bake and paint it without looking at him

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

Victory needs dubs too

being a babyfaced old soul is great because people are constantly confused by your age. am I 18?? am I 24?? am I 35?? am I an 800 year old witch that stays youthful by eating the hearts of men? honestly anything is possible

Reblogging this again just to say that I went to an Hall and Oates concert with my mom and it took all the willpower that I had not to do this dance when they sung this song