Endless Wonder

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

Bimbo this, himbo that... whos thinking about jimbo

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

This post was written by Roy Mustang

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

And its like, I didn’t know he could do that, that shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the child is.