Me i Guess

No more Sherlock Holmes adaptations. Society has progressed past the need for Sherlock Holmes adaptations

what happens next?! Watson shows up, only she’s a lady too and she’s got even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

“I like to, but I don’t.”

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

hes a bottom

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

Lemony did not, and would not ever, expect any of us to be okay.