moondewn

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

This is what women in bad romance novels will want their men’s lips to taste like

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot 

The original poor little meow meow

i don't think chess sets be like