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roma★
$LAYYYTER

Andulka
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

tannertan36
we're not kids anymore.

Product Placement

Discoholic 🪩
NASA

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Kaledo Art

pixel skylines
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin

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@selfishghoul
a bargain

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Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.
y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn
Op has never actually seen corn
i live in Indiana, I’m just a dumbass
the corn has a question
That’s fucking wheat
i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask
I’m sorry but this really pisses me off.
Do you have any fucking clue how heave a candelabra is? They are solid brass!!!! There is no fucking way someone could just casually carry one around like that!!!! Get yourself a single taper candle or maybe just a goddamn flashlight! Do you want your arm to fall off?
you think that im not also absolutely ripped in my own fantasies?
Photographer puts dogs and their owners side by side, and the resemblance is uncanny (@gezgethings)
These are all clearly werewolves. Y'all ain’t slick

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someone: -doesn’t reply with as much enthusiasm as me-
me: well if you want me to die you don’t have to be so damn cryptic about it
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.
can I volunteer to be a penguin
I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.
So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.
Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army
Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.
Carry on …
I love everything about this post.
If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead.
A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung
Finally, a good post
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.
Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
You will succeed. It is inevitable.
dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation
The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.
this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually

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god grant me the serenity to do it to em
and the courage to accept that i had to
A sign in thailand.
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

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January 24 Birthday Profile
One of the most fascinating characteristics of Aquarians born on January 24 is their need to break patterns and shock those closest to them. Beneath the surface of their sophistication, they are kind. They have a genuine love for others and a willingness to reveal their vulnerabilities to those they love.
Friends and Lovers
Friendship is complicated for January 24 people. They need to feel close to their friends but have a tendency to strike a competitive pose. This is generally from insecurity. They often choose the wrong mate because they are fooled by glamour, glibness, and superficial trappings. They are happiest when they find a soul mate.
Children and Family
January 24 individuals are often the rebel but may feel guilty for not conforming to the expectations of their parents. They are sometimes insecure about their abilities as parents. They want to avoid mistakes their parents made but still set standards to help their youngsters become worthwhile adults.
Health
The rebellious nature of January 24 men and women is often reflected in the on-again, off-again way they adhere to a health program. They have great vitality but may not take care to preserve it.
Career and Finances
January 24 individuals may experience career success early. This can actually be a drawback if they cannot summon the motivation to move on. They have the potential to win and lose a great deal of money but may need some reality checks before they know how to manage it.
Dreams and Goals
People born on January 24 are devoted to career goals but need to learn that there are other important dreams that require just as much nurturing and intensity. They have the potential to do amazing things but may require the validation of others to believe in themselves.
They should avoid: Making demands, physical excesses, risks
They should embrace: True self, dependability, thrift
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