self-destructing-idiot

no tits on Tumblr but Nazis are fine i guess

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

Why am i laughing so hard?

THE FUCKING HANDS

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

I'm the younger sibling and now I watch my fianceé play video games instead of the older brother

THAT STUPID MEOW AT THE END

Stop being mean to this precious darling he is trying his best look at him

I’ve watched this like ten times I love him

water goblin enjoys a scream