danganphobia.

when the unpopular female character is mean and cruel to the fan favorite 🤩😍🥳🥳🥳💍💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️‼️‼️‼️👍

Bruises are an erogenous zone

i was meant to be a 500 year old tree

I’m sending 10 seriously enraged ants to your home

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

Healthy people will never understand what a massive achievement it is to do your laundry AND cook yourself a meal in one day.

“people on twitter are saying-“ i dont care. I dont care I dont care. that’s why i am on tumblr and not in that joyless blackhole

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

reminding myself my best looks different everyday

howls moving castle was right. a heart is a heavy burden.