stuff n things

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

i skink therefore i scram...!

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

just got kicked out of the omelas DEI office for asking why there are no former torture kids on the board

they told me they had a "lived experience" subcommittee but it was just the torture kids' parents. tf.