I'm Dragon Age's Bitch

I was playing the “Captured!” quest and thought it might be interesting to see what happens when you make Morrigan and Leliana work together and I was not disappointed pfftt

bioware: yeah in thedas people don’t actually care about gender

every other npc you meet:

Varric: What’s with you and the doom stuff? Are you always this cheery or is the hole in the sky getting to you?

Solas: I’ve no idea what you mean.

Varric: All the “fallen empire” crap you go on about. What’s so great about empires anyway?

Varric: So we lost the Deep Roads, and Orzammar’s too proud to ask for help. So what? We’re not Orzammar and we’re not our empire.

Varric: There are tens of thousands of us living up here in the sunlight now, and it’s not that bad.

Varric: Life goes on. It’s just different than it used to be.

Solas: And you have no concept of what that difference cost you.

Varric: I know what it didn’t cost me. I’m still here, even after all those thaigs fell.

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Solas: You truly are content to sit in the sun, never wondering what you could’ve been, never fighting back.

Varric: Ha, you’ve got it all wrong, Chuckles. This is fighting back.

Solas: How does passively accepting your fate constitute a fight?

Varric: In that story of yours—-the fisherman watching the stars, dying alone. You thought he gave up, right?

Solas: Yes.

Varric: But he went on living. He lost everyone, but he still got up every morning. He made a life, even if it was alone.

Varric: That’s the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you’ve got, it takes. And it’s gone forever.

Varric: The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That’s as close to beating the world as anyone gets.

A Second Qunari War: It’s been hinted since Origins. Sten’s straight-up statement that one day the Qunari would invade Thedas again. The Arishok’s dying promise that one day the Qunari would return. Iron Bull’s 100% confidence that one day his people would attempt to conquer Thedas. We all know that the Qunari want to conquer all of Thedas and are more than capable of doing so, especially after centuries of isolation in which to plan.

The Tevinter Slave Rebellions: Dorian made it quite clear that he wants The Imperium to change. When he first moved into Haven he stated that he, to a degree, condoned slavery but a lot happened after that. His opinion must have changed, his must want to change his homeland in more ways than just the politics. And then there’s Fenris. His time with Hawke changed him. He’s grown. He’s the kind of person who wants to bring about change. The type who’d start a rebellion.

Grey Warden Civil War: According to the epilogue of Inquisition, the southern Wardens have broken off relations with Weisshaupt and there are rumours of a civil war brewing between the Wardens.

The Ancient Magisters: Coypheus was one, The Architect perhaps a second. Surely there must be more.

A Double Blight: There are two Old Gods still alive: Razikel and Lucasen. That means two more possible Blights. Coincidentally, there’s been rumours ever since DA2 of a Blight in The Anderfels. Three or four Wardens managed to stop the Fifth Blight and there are over a thousand Wardens in The Anderfels. So what could be the problem? Well, like I said, two Old Gods remain. What’s to say both can’t rise as Archdemons at the same time?

The Return of the Elven Gods: Mythal lives, Flemeth as her host. Fen'Harel has been alive this whole time. This all points to something much larger than just an old witch and an elven Somniari causing trouble. ‘Our gods saw him as a brother, and they trusted him when he said that they must keep to the heavens while he arranged a truce’. Fen'Harel allegedly sealed the elven gods in ‘the heavens’. Last time I looked, the heavens were a little… worse for wear. So Corypheus says The Maker doesn’t live inside The Black City? Well someone has to and if me and my friends were banished to ‘the heavens’, we’d move into the nice big castle there for us. The Inquisitor can patch up the hole in the sky all they like but I’m sure there’s still room to squeeze through.

Rainy Anders 🌧

Inquisitor: yeah sure mhm

Inquisitor, immediately sprinting up to the library:

CONFESSION:

These are NOT anonymous confessions.

If they had been anonymous and there was a multitude of them, they would have  been deleted.

I’m NOT going to delete non anonymous confessions like this. They are harmless.  They are not offensive or profane like the other confessions I have deleted and continue to delete.

I actually deleted a lot of racist garbage and a lot of other trash because because people were obviously bored during quarantine and it was NON anonymous. At least I was able to add to my block list.

If anything I will  definitely spread them out more since these confessions obviously offend some.

Sorry if it bothered you