I Am A Lot Of Things. Sane Is Not One Of Them.

Definitely need some good news

We all need good news

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

see I like bullshit like this more than those “the first letter of your name” things because this one literally can’t harvest data because everyone’s username is definitionally already public

My dumbass reblogged this with ONLY the middle row... My mistake...

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

see I like bullshit like this more than those “the first letter of your name” things because this one literally can’t harvest data because everyone’s username is definitionally already public

2024... year of the royal we

your wiiness

Your Majeswii, if you will.

What if you were jacking off for hours and hours and instead of cum just one giant sperm came out of your peehole?

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happy ‘this fruity number?’ friday

Crows are hella smart.

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

Reblog if you have incompatible genitals

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Worth a shot, why not

cc.)___\ perhaps it really does work?

cc .)) Maybe it does work? Only one way to find out

WHAT THE FUCK