420 °F

samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack* me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender edition*

me: cant believe im about to mcfreakin lose my virginity boy: *already putting pants back on*

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

He’s so fucking done

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

can't wait

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

my summer 2k16