Nox est perpetua una dormienda.

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

THEY FUCKIN MATURE CONTENTED OUR LONGGIRL

She’s TMA,,,

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books